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a-cucumber-is-a-berry liked this Was once weak until his friends turned on him and married a rat
If you want governing done, take over the government yourself.
keepingaholdofthis reblogged this from freyfall and added: only a few people hate you but what else is new
if Alice in wonderland was done by Danny Elfman instead of Tim Burton
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emmagabel reblogged this from charlesoberonn and added: no time for new years resolutions, only death
the god of the dead is very gay
Local Man Kills Lizard Boy, Is Killed by Former Co-workers
Her life is a lie, she gets depressed and she developed a drinking problem
And that is why you should never trust pizza
It was her own diary the whole time.
Avoid turning into a bird forever
gardenofevelyn liked this Breaking News: AI causes robot revolution
They were a praying mantis all along
She really shouldn’t have said she was a witch