Turns out he’s Wolverine because he ate a guy who fucked Satan.
Everything is on fire but my bed is fine
“I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that most of my ancestors are assholes.”
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Orphan, lost an arm in a factory accident, replacement for her birthday, enlisted, became spec ops.Happy moon family;...
spookblem liked this If crazy really wants to be crazy, sticking your dick in it is no way to save the world.
a family can be two gay dads, the sister of one of the dads, a bisexual teen, and another dad in the basement
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Your god was not who you thought they were (or are they?)
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bionic-star liked this I’m not saying challenging me was a mistake, but I could kill you with a pencil.