Unholy matrimony. How could they not fall for each other, after the murder and the torture and the blood magic rituals?
“Dear {OC’s name}, I am flattered by your devotion, but please stop being such a massive douche. Signed, God.”
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Become a martyr for a bunch of tribal hillbillies
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