asoaf reblogged this from ordinaryschmuck and added: “Why go big when you can go home?”, turns out home has its own big.
thedarling-clementine liked this Sometimes you can’t wife a giant mind-controling space dragon.
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tiredtator liked this There can be no light without dark.
Your father wouldn’t trade you for anything. No matter what.
“I’m afraid of a lot of things but you ain’t one of them, asswipe.”
I never said she died.
dididjjdjdjdjdjdjdjdhdhnd said:
from “I must fight for dominance to survive!” to
“I must kill my siblings to survive!” to
“I must posion this child to satisfy my psychopatic tendencies!” to
“Oh my I poisoned myself guess its time to go to hell”
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daydream-dryad-13 liked this local ancient princess travels across the atlantic to answer her ex’s “u up?” text because she forgot they’re a literal...
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chronotopes reblogged this from chronotopes 1) little girl loses faith in benevolent magic/miracles and humanity, grows up, becomes a stage magician, plots world...
I’ll just do the main two.Discount Miu Iruma realizes that sort of cyborgs aren’t immortal.Smol learns about Fire...
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