sorry if im bad at everything i was only just invented today. by a mad scientest
Here's my SCP Foundation recommendation list - 100 objects that are solidly written, interesting, and require no knowledge of lore. You can read them in any order and skip any you don't like.
They're divided into categories based on intensity of horror content, (Mild, Spicy and Extra Crispy) with specific content warnings listed at the bottom. There's also a small Experienced category, which are better after you've read a few entries and have a sense of the format.
Full list is here, but I'm also posting this smaller "starter kit" version. It's a good sampler platter showing the range of objects you'll find in the Foundation - including several early ones.
SCP-0111 - Dragon Snails [Mild]
SCP-0173 - The Statue (The Original) [Spicy]
SCP-0241 - Good Home Cooking [Spicy]
SCP-0294 - The Coffee Machine [Spicy]
SCP-0342 - A Ticket To Ride [Spicy]
SCP-0426 - I Am A Toaster [Mild]
SCP-0604 - The Cannibal's Banquet [Spicy]
SCP-0833 - Charity Worms [Spicy]
SCP-1733 - Season Opener [Spicy]
SCP-1861 - The Crew of the HMS Wintersheimer [Spicy]
SCP-2001 - Space Oddity [Mild]
SCP-2006 - Too Spooky [Mild]
SCP-2316 - Field Trip [Spicy]
SCP-2614 - Sometimes I Go Out In Pity For Myself [Spicy]
SCP-2737 - A Dead Lamprey [Spicy]
SCP-3001 - Red Reality [Extra Crispy]
SCP-3063 - A Fly [Spicy]
SCP-3114 - Wouldn't It Be Chilly? [Spicy]
SCP-3191 - Consciousness Emulator [Spicy]
SCP-3300 - The Rain [Spicy]
SCP-3753 - Cold Fighting Tea [Mild]
SCP-5010 - Murder, She [Redacted] [Mild]
SCP-6096 - The Guest [Spicy]
SCP-6448 - Not Deer [Spicy]
SCP-6502 - Harwick Cemetery [Extra Crispy]
Also, don't worry if you're a new reader and don't know what terms like "Keter" and "D-Class" mean, it's meant to be slowly picked up as you go!
Don't feel like you need to start anywhere in particular or read in order, jump around and skip what you aren't interested in.
ARTFIGHT COMP! feelin pretty blue today
for Toxichris on Artfight, @crabeetle, and PastelNyaDraws on Artfight!
if they keep amping up guillermo’s hotness level like this, i’m gonna lose every last brain cell by episode 5
happy mmm bbaq monday
Anonymous asked:
Why did y’a choose zinc? Do u like that metal in particular?
that’s actually a weird story!
i don’t actually have any real connection to the metal zinc, but I used to have all my online handles and video game characters named variations on “Nickel” (cause it was similar to my nickname, which. is nick)
I had an idea of cycling through the rest of the periodic table elements, and went with Zinc because i was playing Zelda, and it sounded similar to Link lmao
Basically I liked how it sounded so much I made it my handle for everything! And the rest is history.
…I have a custom jacket with “ZN” and the number 30 (Zinc’s number on the periodic table) on it now.
Denial! Blue
i am denying that I was dragged into another Demon Sins AU…
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for those not getting the joke,my sin is Denial in this one.
Video essays that make me go "oh, so you're like smart smart"
- Elon Musk and Grimes: A Retrospective
- Bo Burnham vs. Jeff Bezos
- The Systemic Abuse of Celebrities
- Lana Del Rey: the pitfalls of having a persona
- we need to talk about Call Me By Your Name
- MYTH OF THE AUTEUR: Stanley Kubrick vs David Lynch
- In Search Of A Flat Earth
- Envy
- The Commodification of Black Athletes
- The Lies Of The Lighthouse
- The Green Knight: The Uncanny Horror of Masculinity
- Max Payne, Kane & Lynch, and the Meaning of Ugly Games
- Time Loop Nihilism
- How Bisexuality Changed Video Games
- The Golden Age of Horror Comics - Part 1 (Part 2)
- Weighing the Value of Director's Cuts | Scanline
- The True Horror Of Midsommar
accidentally deleted the entire creative world build i have been working on for months while trying to install shaders. i think i just managed to fix it after 3 hours, but all my lovingly placed signs are all blank