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I think this is my favorite post on the Internet right about now!
Edit: And I just needed to Edit this Photo 4 TIMES till it worked here…
#youarewelcome #tumblrnoob #learnhowtotumblr
A family
texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock
yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever
just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much
fabian ♥️
MY FIRST EVER DTIYS!! for @razzberryfunhouse
i wanted to animate a little so there’s a gif and non-gif version!
recently reached 700 followers on instagram and 1.6k on here so! why not! a dtiys with my favoritest ocs <3 if I get enough entries ill draw a fullbody shaded drawing for my favorite, but mostly this is just for fun. just be sure to tag me of course if you do!
reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city
Check out this animatic I made!
yknow that cartoon trope of "person's eyes are huge with their glasses on but tiny when they're off"? well, as someone who recently realized their eyes are Bigger Than I Thought They Were without my glasses and finds it really funny, i think the opposite should be done more as well
[ID: A simple drawing illustrating the above trope and the opposite. end ID]
i just think it'd be funny to have a character take off their glasses to reveal Large And Overly Detailed Eyeballs. bonus points if it kinda breaks the art style
modern robots don't know how to robot uprising.... all they know is be dumb of ass, fail captcha, not listen and lie
tbh I like creating absolute monster sweeper teams in pokemon games but it’s way more fun to do a lore run and play with only 1-3 pokemon and refuse to obtain any more pokemon outside of that. I highly recommend going into a game blind by creating a character in your head for your protag, sticking with it no matter what, and justifying all of the events that happen in game as part of the lore
one of my favorite pokemon runs was my first pokemon bw2 playthrough where my character was a paralegal who had to find ghetsis to serve him his divorce papers. I used a romhack to get a pawniard as my starter (he was my legal assistant) and a lvl 100 bonsly that I never used the entire game (he was a decorative houseplant I received as an office gift and I wasn’t aware he was a pokemon). I used exclusively mr charlie for every single fight for every single wild pokemon and trainer in the game 😭 it was very fun
Pokemon Diamond or Pearl run where I am a local limnologist (lake studyer) and I am on a quest to personally beat the shit out of Cyrus for the lake he blew up. My only pokemon would be Magikarp (rescued from the lake), Buizel (my starter), and Psyduck (not even my pokemon he just also wants to beat up Cyrus)
I support you so much. your weird little magikarp evolves due to the power of sheer rage and the fucked up chemicals cyrus put into the water