i’m like crylaughing at the mental image of lucio being too lazy to put on his prosthetics a lot so he scares the shit out of other people @ base a lot when he gets up at 3am to get a drink as he crawls to the kitchen
#MY COUSIN HAS NO LEGS AND DID THAT TO ME ONCE IT WAS FUCKING AWFUL I ALMOST HIT HIM WITH A CAST IRON SKILLET#so consider him doing that to zarya one night and she nearly throws a pan at him#‘HEY HEY HEY IT’S ME’ ‘what’ ‘frog dude. lucio. yknow.’#‘you have no legs’#‘yeah i know’#she slowly lowers the pot#asks if he wants a hand with anything#‘naw i got those’#zarya goes back to bed#later on @ breakfast she tells dva softly ‘the little man has no legs’#hana chokes on her cereal#food /#overwatch /#babbles#THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS FOREVER SO
@sighborgs This post is not complete without your tags. Are you kidding me I’m laughing so hard, I can’t. Omg.