types of dissociation:

• existing but a little to the left
  
• am i crossing my eyes or is everything just blurry?
• clipped right thru the floorboards
• what the fuck is a “body”
• i have too many bodies at once and they’re trying to start a fight club. how many arms are humans supposed to have again?
• floam
  
• sounds fake but ok
• pick two: harsh noise, dial up tone, cantina theme [10 hour version]
• 360 no scope
• the atmosphere is lighting me on fire very, very slowly.
• someone: “wow! you handled that stressful situation so well! so cool and competent!” me, unaware that anything happened: “i what now”
• *forgets to breathe for 5 hours*

feel free 2 add ur own