Trump’s inauguration musical lineup: DJ Ravidrums, 3 Doors Down, The Piano Guys, Tim Rushlow, Larry Stewart, Marty Roe, Toby Keith, Lee Greenwood, and Jackie Evancho.
Everybody:
The piano guys???! He’s getting the fukin???!!!? He’s not allowed. No. Damnit. My poor father will be heart-broken. Literally one of his favourite bands. Playing at the inauguration ceremony of the ONLY person he has ever talked bad about.