what if they don’t have to hold hands, per say, but just be touching? so they all end up lying on the floor with their arms and legs all stretched out willy nilly in a desperate attempt to all be touching in ford’s WAY TOO LARGE shitty circle

or consider this: no circle is needed. everyone just dogpiles stan and ford to the ground when they’re about to fight and the cipher wheel prophesy stuff goes on as normal

THEY JUST FALL ON EACHOTHER like the order of the symbols apparently doesn’t matter so I don’t see why this wouldn’t work

bill cipher, an extraordinary multidimensional chaos entity, is defeated by a group of people piled on each other

how embarrassing his henchmaniacs will never look at him without laughing hysterically again

they wouldn’t look at him the same because he’d be DEAD

Shitty journal AU + Shitty art skills AU + Shitty Zodiac Circle AU = the best shitty AU ever

You forgot the shitty finale au

Naw because I think somehow, miraculously, they’d pull it off with all the shitty everything else

oh damn ur right. the dogpile saves all

just imagine ford yelling “hurry we- we have to dogpile!!” and everyone is just like ..what