the signs as weird little quirks
- Aries: imagining what it would be like to fly around everywhere with fairy wings
- Taurus: wearing mismatched socks and 3D glasses all the time
- Gemini: wearing a party hat to funerals
- Cancer: pretending to be a cat no matter how inappropriate the situation
- Leo: licking your monitor to try and taste the pictures on the screen
- Virgo: yelling at everything, especially inanimate objects
- Libra: constantly consulting a magic eight ball for advice
- Scorpio: carrying both lipstick and a miniature chainsaw in your bag
- Sagittarius: prancing around the house with a “magic” wand even though you know magic isn’t real
- Capricorn: buying tons of exotic milk, like milk from cows or horses
- Aquarius: putting clown horns on your shoes so you honk every time you take a step
- Pisces: getting really confused and disoriented by zodiac posts and not really being sure why
