table top rpg where all the players are a family who live in a house together
rolling to pour myself a cup of coffee
It was a critical failure. The coffee spills out revealing a divorce letter at the bottom of your mug. Your wife looks you straight in the eyes, “It’s over, Randy. I don’t love you anymore. I’ve been cheating on you since our honeymoon.” Do you want to roll to see if the kids are really yours?
I’d like to cast “deep, resigned sigh”