strong, shirtless man: *gestures to biceps* check out these swords bro
guy: uhh… don’t you mean guns…?
strong, shirtless man: no *flexes with audible SHIIING noise*
i love that this post feasibly implies that when people flex normally it makes a gunshot sound
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#glorious
ALTangel waiting at the bus stop will soon find that, freshly fallen from a higher dimension, it does not have any money for the fare, and its divine oddity will shock and blind the driver and passengers, but will not count towards any actual payment
the fucking zabuza fight/arc is actually so devastating i keep forgetting because it’s also really hilarious
