tres horny boys as people i encountered in NY
- Magnus: the 6ft tall dogwalker with like nine dogs who, when i asked if i could pet one, informed me that they were in fact his volunteer attack dog armada but he did let me pat the first officer, a dalmatian named Scamper
- Merle: this guy who walked into the washroom, stood there for five seconds, went "im sure youre wondering why ive gathered you all here today" and then started ranting about the state of healthcare in this country
- Taako: a man wearing a pink overcoat, knee-high boots, and carrying a plastic shopping bag full of prunes, which he then proceeded to empty by throwing them by the handful at the doors to trump tower
