d&d is great
I just tried to slam a guy with a two-handed maul and missed, swinging into the floor
I roll for damage against the floor bc of course I do. I roll high. The tiles are crushed to bits
As a free action, I grab a handful of floor gravel and shovel it into my mouth and straight up eat it in an intimidation attempt
My combat opponent is horrified. I get +2 to hit him next turn
I fought an opponent who had an eye patch. I used Mage Hand to pick up his eye patch and move it to his other eye.
We were fighting a gnome mafia so my barbarian picked up two gnomes, tied them together by their bootlaces, and turned them into gnomechucks with Body Bludgeon
