• Travis: Did you kill him?!
• Clint: Nah...no...
• Justin: Hey dad, did you kill a man? Did you kill a man so you could sell his fucking Steely Dan records for eight dollars, daddy?
• Travis: Daddy you could tell us. Listen, no one's watching. This is just internet TV.
• Justin: Hey guys, turn the cameras off, wink.
• Travis: Did you kill a man?
• Clint: He had it comin'.
• Travis: I knew it.
• Griffin: Everything that we've done here so far has been a very elaborate sting operation to get you to confess to that crime.