merle, on cycle 98: lucretia you’ve gotta kill me
lucretia: why?
merle: i’ve died 67 times so far. if the next cycle is our last, then if i die here that means i’ll have died 69 times
lucretia, with a gun: you’re so right
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#i don't doubt it
ALTangel waiting at the bus stop will soon find that, freshly fallen from a higher dimension, it does not have any money for the fare, and its divine oddity will shock and blind the driver and passengers, but will not count towards any actual payment
the fucking zabuza fight/arc is actually so devastating i keep forgetting because it’s also really hilarious
