decay of metal — Me: “Alexa, hire a deepweb hitman to kill...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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Me: “Alexa, hire a deepweb hitman to kill me.”

Amazon Alexa™: Okay. Your hitman is on the way.

Me: “Thanks Alexa.”

alexaaa i love her and i don't even have one

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