start referring to things you own as “your inventory”
“Jackie did I give you my keys?”
“idk lemme check my inventory *rustling in purse*”
“yeah mom hold on one sec I just need to equip my shoes”
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ALTangel waiting at the bus stop will soon find that, freshly fallen from a higher dimension, it does not have any money for the fare, and its divine oddity will shock and blind the driver and passengers, but will not count towards any actual payment
