taz amnesty is the story of two brothers locked in mortal combat over who can pander harder to their audience of dorky single lesbians
- travis mcelroy: okay so my character is a punk magician with facial piercings and a pompadour undercut
- griffin mcelroy, eye twitching: w-well! okay! here's two npcs, one is wearing a toboggan and the other is a giant older woman in a leather duster who calls herself 'mama'. they both have shotguns
- travis mcelroy, every vein in his head popping out prominently: well MY character stonewalls everyone she meets until they refer to her rescue rabbit by his proper name and title, and she set a hotel on fire and fled from the cops with a strange woman in a truck!
- griffin mcelroy, surrounded by an aura of light, levitating several feet into the air: DUCK'S SPIRITUAL GUIDE IS A SIX-FOOT TALL ETHERIAL FEMININE FIGURE WITH A LONG NECK NO HAIR AND NO FACE WHO'S FURIOUS THAT HER CHARGE ISN'T BUFF ENOUGH
- travis mcelroy, going full super saiyan: GRIFFIN I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS NPC IS CUTE BECAUSE IF SHE IS I NEED TO ROLL TO MAKE SURE AUBREY DOESN'T GET NERVOUS ABOUT IT AND MESS UP THIS MAGIC TRICK
