Types of Boys #10: Planets
Earth Boys: Legs dangling out windows, their room is basically a greenhouse, tea, always sick, their friends take their kindness for granted, cartwheels, always smiling even when they’re sad, puts flowers in their hair, listens to music from the 50′s and 60′s, picnics.
Mars Boys: Curly hair, short and rowdy, runs everywhere, flannels tied around their waist, pretty brown eyes, half of their diet is candy bars, takes their laptop everywhere, scraped knees, scarves, sends you memes to cheer you up.
Venus Boys: Best at makeup, puts glitter on everything, charming as fuck, polaroids, listens to indie music, acts like their royalty but is also one of the nicest people you’ll meet, love letters, never starts drama but always watches it happen.
Saturn Boys: Bruised knuckles, quiet and serious but is a big teddy bear, looks hella cute in flower crowns, laughs super loud and uncontrollably, a gentle soul but will fight you if you start shit, gives the best hugs, warm leather jackets, punk music.
Jupiter Boys: Artsy, doesn’t know shit about makeup, weird sense of humor, will do anything to help anyone, soft and pure, just wants cuddles, writes poetry, has a lot of guilty pleasures, cries at songs they love, hugs everyone when they see them, nerdy, laughs at everything.
Mercury Boys: Picks roses, has a lot of moles on their face but it just makes them look cute, thick eyelashes without makeup, gets really good grades but is always stressed, reads only nonfiction, the most rebellious thing they’ve done is dye their hair, collects vinyl records, light grey sweaters, sews/crochets to calm down.
Neptune Boys: Long hair, acts less intelligent than they really are, loves sports but is also the gayest person you know, sweatpants, all their socks have holes in them, deep blue eyes, flexible af, sticks their tongue out when they concentrate, can be overprotective but in more of a sweet way, caring, loves their friends.
Pluto Boys: Always excited, small and scrappy, youngest sibling, always eating, baggy hoodies, lots of playlists, swears a lot and tries to be intimidating, short messy hair and freckles, clumsy, bad at showing affection and gets flustered whenever they do, secretly just needs a hug.
