Roy when he becomes Fuhrer: anyone who served in the Ishvalan War of Extermination is to be considered a war criminal and will receive the death sentence.
Reporter: but… sir, you served in the Ishvalan war
Roy, contacting firing squads and writing his will: did I fucking stutter?
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ALTangel waiting at the bus stop will soon find that, freshly fallen from a higher dimension, it does not have any money for the fare, and its divine oddity will shock and blind the driver and passengers, but will not count towards any actual payment
