Angus: Dad?
The entire male population of the bureau of balance, in haunting unison: yes?
One of Ango’s many Dads: I don’t know ask your mother
Every female member of the bureau of balance: *silently materializes right next to Angus*
For those wondering about the nonbinary members of the BoB:
Because of that post talking about how nb parents should call themselves “guard”, short for “guardian”, I like to imagine they’re just like permanent bodyguards with the black sunglasses and everything, constantly ready to protect their boy from any and all danger
