me, a gay: do you wanna sjdjwkdkkdks get some jakdkssj food???

my friends, straight: wdym

me: oh sorry i mean guys 😂😂do you wanna😂😂😂get some food😂😂😂🤔🤔

my friends: oh😂😂yeah😂sureeee😂😂😂😂i hate my partner😂😂