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ed: is kind of quiet

roy: oh fuck oh gd why did you ever let me do this i cant be a dad what do 11 yr olds even eat i need to go

hughes: its midnight i think he’s just tired

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roy, sweating profusely: you dont understand its bedtime kids sleep at bedtime

al: i know but i literally cannot because my body is made of armor

roy, doubled over wheezing: you need to rest this is good parenting

al, patting him gently on the back: im asleep