Alphonse Elric: Hey, let’s do ‘Get Help’.
Edward Elric: What?
Alphonse Elric: ‘Get Help’.
Edward Elric: No.
Alphonse Elric: Come on. You love it.
Edward Elric: I hate it.
Alphonse Elric: It’s great. It works every time.
Edward Elric: It’s humiliating.
Alphonse Elric: Do you have a better plan?
Edward Elric: No.
Alphonse Elric: We’re doing it.
Edward Elric: We are not doing ‘Get Help’.

[Al carries Ed in front of some guards]

Alphonse Elric: Get help! Please! My brother is dying! Get help! Help him!

[guards approach and Al throws Ed at them, knocking them down]

Alphonse Elric: A classic.
Edward Elric: I still hate it. It’s humiliating.
Alphonse Elric: Not for me, it’s not.