[curseworm]

if i lived in the wild west i would be kicked by a horse and the sharp edge of the hoof would give me a deep wound and i would die of necrotizing fasciitis at age 17

[curseworm]

if i lived in medieval times i would be kicked by a horse and lose my balance and crush my skull on a large rock and die of brain trauma at age 17

[curseworm]

but i live in the computer age and im immortal babey!!!!!!!!!!!!

[personsonable]

hey robin wanna stand next to this horse for a second

[curseworm]

boy do i ever!!

[personsonable]

good! this horse is your friend and will never harm you :)

[curseworm]

cant say the same!