ok so like faerun is amazingly close to their original plane right? but what if there’s just like. tiny differences. maybe the ipre’s hearts are actually on the right side of their bodies. all of magnus’s hair gets scorched off but it grows back at twice the pace of anyone else’s on this plane. their voices just naturally have more range and the first time someone hears davenport’s voice drop like 3 octaves they freak.
magnus: THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING, VERY VERY FRIGHTENING, ME
taako: GALILEO
merle: GALILEO
taako: GALILEO
merle: GALILEO
magnus: GALILEO FIGARO
unfortunate bureau employee, sobbing: how are you making that noise with your mouth
