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[fantasy costco theme plays at full blast as i lie face down in a puddle of an ikea parking lot]

a-bra-ca-fuck-you

this didnt get any attention so let me reiterate:

: 。.: °˖✧◝☆:・'° °˖.:☆*:・’ ☆°:.。. FANTASY COSTCO WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE : 。.: °˖✧◝☆:・'° °˖.:☆*:・’ ☆°:.。. “ [jump cut to my unconscious body laying face down in a puddle of an ikea parking lot]

: 。.: °˖✧◝☆:・'° °˖.:☆*:・ ☆°:.。. ”:.。 °˖✧◝ “: ・゚。.:☆•:・’ °˖✧

GOT A DEAL FOR YOU

: 。.: °˖✧◝☆:・'° °˖.:☆*:・’ ☆°:.。. ”:.。 °˖✧◝ “: ・゚。.:☆•:・’ °˖✧