[a-bra-ca-fuck-you]

[fantasy costco theme plays at full blast as i lie face down in a puddle of an ikea parking lot]

[a-bra-ca-fuck-you]

this didnt get any attention so let me reiterate:

: 。.: °˖✧◝☆:･'° °˖.:☆*:･’ ☆°:.｡. FANTASY COSTCO WHERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE : 。.: °˖✧◝☆:･'° °˖.:☆*:･’ ☆°:.｡. “ [jump cut to my unconscious body laying face down in a puddle of an ikea parking lot]

: 。.: °˖✧◝☆:･'° °˖.:☆*:･ ☆°:.｡. ”:.｡ °˖✧◝ “: ･ﾟ。.:☆•:･’ °˖✧

GOT A DEAL FOR YOU

: 。.: °˖✧◝☆:･'° °˖.:☆*:･’ ☆°:.｡. ”:.｡ °˖✧◝ “: ･ﾟ。.:☆•:･’ °˖✧