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Important Things I Learned From Ace Attorney Manga:

  • Pearl has a crush on Miles Edgeworth…and a thing for guys wearing glasses
  • Miles gets invited to movie premiers
  • And only attends because he would find it rude not to
  • Manfred von Karma has fortuneteller friend who is close enough to merit Franziska doing them a favor
  • Which means Franziska has worked as a fortune teller called Madame Lovetap
  • A zealous religious cult follows Franziska in hope she will whip their inner demons into submission
  • Diego Armando is bi - canon
  • Miles has tried a case while in a state of undress rather than let the case go awry
  • He was acting as a defense attorney because Phoenix was out of commission at the time
  • Maya is into girls - canon. Legit attracted to Pink Princess
  • Some bullshit fortune teller who reads your future from how you lick soft serve ice cream predicted Phoenix’s ignoble career change
  • Even after knowing him like three years, Maya still calls him Harry not Larry
  • Miles’ sense of duty has him investigating open-and-shut cases
  • Miles has saved Gumshoe’s job
  • Miles lies to witnesses about having evidence to get them to testify
  • Miles actually tries to help Phoenix just like Klavier does for Apollo, he’s just more of a smirking ass about it
  • Miles is a fan of the Sparkle Land mascots
  • Miles and Phoenix have stood in for said mascots in a stage show
  • Phoenix finds nervous nailbiting sexy. You do you, Phoenix Wright. You do you
  • Phoenix’s type is Murder Suspect, let’s be real
  • Wendy Oldbag can smell Miles Edgeworth approaching
  • Miles falls asleep in movie theatres
  • When Phoenix springs on Miles that Miles is buying everyone lunch, Miles is just like “damn if I’d known then we would have had fancier lunch”
  • Even Miles can’t recognise Phoenix when his hair isn’t spiked
  • Nobody but Phoenix can recognise Miles when he’s not wearing his cravat
  • Phoenix bribes Gumshoe with food to find out how Miles is doing
  • Miles lies about a crime and evidence to try to keep Pearl from learning that a movie she was watching has a sad ending
  • Miles let Gumshoe talk him into a blind double date with a woman, and hated every moment of that date
  • Miles, Gumshoe, Phoenix, and Larry have outings they call a group date
  • Miles watches the autopsies for his cases
  • Miles would let a grieving kid stab him for prosecuting his dad
  • Miles envies Phoenix his fun investigations
  • Miles fights a bear to save Maya
  • Miles has a hard time saying “thank you” - he fought the bear because he found this an easier way to express his thanks
  • Miles always loses drinking contests
  • Miles goads Phoenix and Maya into bickering for his entertainment
  • Franziska’s whips come from sex shops
  • Franziska whips her food instead of using a knife
  • Miles has pollen allergies from spring flowers
  • Miles is the friend who goes to concerts for music he doesn’t even like to spare Gumshoe from going alone
  • Gumshoe is the kind of person who buys gifts for a friend even when he’s broke
  • Miles doesn’t go to maid cafes - but does go to samurai cafes
  • Miles has considered opening a prosecutors cafe 
  • Miles replaced his sportscar with a rickshaw
  • Maya and Pearl really want Phoenix to adopt a cat
  • Phoenix has instead put a cat on the stand. At least the parrot could talk, get your shit together Phoenix
  • Phoenix has thought about getting his drivers license because he’s envious of Miles’ car
  • Mia has a theory that Phoenix must have a twin and that’s who she defended in her second case
  • Maya can channel the living, and has channeled Gumshoe
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