not sexy enough to be a vampire…..not jacked enough to be a werewolf…..not unsettling enough to be a sleep paralysis entity…..not shitty enough to be a goblin………..gnome it fucking is then i guess
@ all my friends who call me a vampire. take a gander at this and reevaluate
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ALTangel waiting at the bus stop will soon find that, freshly fallen from a higher dimension, it does not have any money for the fare, and its divine oddity will shock and blind the driver and passengers, but will not count towards any actual payment
