the waiter at red lobster: so do you want the lobster special or something else?
me: hmmm let me think
my best friend bender from futurama, reminding me of my seafood allergy:
Like I know there’s unresolved sexual tension between steve and tony in the avengers movies, but like st//0n//y makes me super uncomfortable for a few reasons, so i’m just gonna explain it right now as: Steve had a huuuge crush on howard
Crescent cuts in my armor and dents in my shield. I will protect those who cannot protect themselves to my last dying breath.
Jagged cuts in my hide and blunted down teeth. I will fight for those who cannot fight for themselves til my heart ceases to beat.
Blood clots on my skin and dark purple bruises on my knuckles. I will shield those who cannot protect themselves until I collapse.
aesthetic: the reaction of ppl watching camp camp for the first time thinking it’s a kid show and hearing one of the campers swear
Question of the day: what the heck are y'all???
The first one is so dark a purple, it’s black.
The second one may (??) Be charolite but I’m not entirely sure.
And that third one straight up looks like a blue dyed glass marble, but again, idk.
