dating someone who knocks the fuck out as soon as they hit the sheets but you have had chronic insomnia since you were 7 but you both get sad if you guys dont hug to sleep is
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Most feral people on Earth:
invite me to your discord server so i can immediately become overwhelmed, mute it, and never interact with any of you ever again
Me: gosh i super love dnd even though i’ve never played it
My brain: get sad. You’re sad now
Me: hhhhhow about i just think about my only dnd character an-
My brain: HOW YOU’LL NEVER GET TO PLAY HIM
Me, crying: lizard heal boi i’m so sorry
My brain: Make A New Character
Me: sounds like a fun distraction! Here’s my new halfling flame warlock w/ big axe! Aaa i love him i want to play…him…
Me, sobbing: uh oh
Just saying “I don’t watch TV” sounds pretentious, but there’s a big difference between “I don’t watch TV because I feel that the entertainment of the common masses is beneath me”, and “I don’t watch TV because I’m too busy marathoning YouTube videos of a guy 100% clearing Super Mario 64 without pressing the A button”.
tfw u can never tell how loud ur being so u always either yell or mumble rlly quiet
