decay of metal (Posts tagged aaa)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ragsy

Things That Strike Fear Into the Hearts of D&D Players

viliana-of-the-leil

- When you’re travelling and the DM asks what your passive perception is, then starts looking at charts

- “Make a wisdom save.” “What for?” “You’ll see.”

- When the rest of the party agrees to a plan that the DM has heavily implied will end poorly

- When the DM winces after rolling damage

- When the DM says “You feel compelled to…” and you realize you failed that wisdom save earlier

- “Next session is going to be a lot of fun.”

- “I’m not quite sure if I balanced this fight properly, but we’ll see how it goes.”

- “Are you sure you wish to proceed?”

agpicklefeet

-When your DM reblogs this post.

ledamemangociana

adding one of my most fave things any DM has ever said, as uttered by @decertatio:

“how much do you value your life today?”

thesnadger

- When they ask how much HP you have after rolling damage but before telling you what the damage is.

- “Remind me, who’s holding (important object)?”

- “So who’s entering the room first?”

physticuffs

- “you guys are very trusting; don’t you want to roll for sense motive?”

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