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[irradiatedsnakes]

a few doodles from listening to tma yaay…. like ive mentioned before, i find designing people pretty hard and also Less Fun and since im not going searching for fanart yet to draw inspo for facecanons to avoid spoilers . its furry time thank you

and also the last ones just me

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[lakeswirl]

bender is great at jokes

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[glandot]

My lonely ass, committing human transmutation for the 4th time this week: ayy whats up buddy, chum, pal, amigo, homeslice, brotha from a different motha, dawg, fella

Truth, about to take my other arm away, visibly shaking: PLEASE stop coming back

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[jaspell]

forget that library and caprisun crap whats your Gravity Falls Zodiac sign*

*based on your birth date

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primary sign (outward/ideal self):

year ending in 1 (e.g. 1991): glasses

year ending in 2: question mark

year ending in 3: ice pack

year ending in 4: crescent

year ending in 5: pine tree

year ending in 6: pentagram

year ending in 7: six-fingered hand

year ending in 8: llama

year ending in 9: shooting star

year ending in 0: stitched heart

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secondary sign (inner/raw self):

1st jan - 5th feb: glasses

6th feb - 14th mar: question mark

15th mar - 20th apr: ice pack

21st apr - 27th may: crescent

28th may - 3rd jul: pine tree

4th jul - 9th aug: pentagram

10th aug - 14th sep: six-fingered hand

15th sep - 21st oct: llama

22nd oct - 26th nov: shooting star

27th nov - 31st dec: stitched heart

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my outer sign is shooting star and inner sign is ice pack. nice

[zincbot]

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[century-egg]

Name ONE robot that isn’t hot I dare you

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[glumshoe]

I love paranormal eBay listings. All Mr. Bottlecap’s Mystery Finds are like this. At least the 72 people who have purchased from him are happy with their literal garbage?

[glumshoe]

Grunkle Stan’s shitty eBay account

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[polyglotplatypus]

le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux). 

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[forcedexorcism]

i know i have parents and all, but really, The Iron Giant raised me.

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[colanom]

I’d be careful when talking to fry, one wrong move and those two will gut ya

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• Joshua: Ah! What kind of father am I? I'm so darn narcoleptic I can't even tell my own twin sons apart.
• Margaret: [gesturing to Finn the Human and Jake the Dog] It's not your fault they're identical. Look at them!

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[ladybenderbr]

so hear me out: the PE crew playing the fuck/marry/kill game
Bender gives an extended and explicit lecture on who he’d fuck and kill, and just as everyone is about to stand up and go, he concludes with “and of course I’d marry Fry” to which everyone just LOSES IT

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Anonymous asked:

There was a mbmbam question about if it was okay for a man to have a close female friend as a best lady instead of a best man. And if he could have found a way, Magnus would've made Julia his best lady bc she is the best.

whyismagnuscrying answered:

imagine: Julia is the best lady and Magnus is the maid of honor….. Steven’s like “thats…. thats not how it works…..” but no one can stop them

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• Bolin, about Ghazan: at least he died what doing what he loved. Inhaling molten rock.

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[sapphics]

not all gay people were obsessed with warrior cats when they were kids but all kids obsessed with warrior cats ended up gay