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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
danidery
  • Kitchen Nightmares UK version: "Mushrooms on toast is a simple dish. Just mushrooms on toast. Yours was actually pretty good, there was just a lot going on you probably didn't need."
  • Kitchen Nightmares US version: COMING UP NEXT ON KITCHEN NIGHTMARES *Ride of the Valkyries plays* *50 tracks of explosion sounds* CHEF RAMSAY DOESN'T liKE THE F00D??????!!!!!! *strobe like montage of Gordon Ramsay eating intercut with atomic bomb stock footage* "WHAT THE F%%% IS THIS F%&%ING GARBAGE????" *Chef throws plate* *shot is repeated 4 times* "UNF%%%ING BELIEVABLE" *SURROUND SOUND MACHINE GUN SOUNDS* *graphic of Gordon Ramsay literally throwing a knife at your face* *sound of shattering windows*
jesus christ this is an exaggeration but still holy shit lololol? lol
knowledgequeenabc

MURDER TERMINOLOGY IN LAYMAN’S TERMS

  • First degree: You planned it out beforehand and then killed someone (example: many murder cases in drama and fiction)
  • Second degree: You didn't necessarily plan it, but you definitely meant to kill the person. (examples: armed robbbery, bar fight resulting in death, drive-by shooting, gang fights, etc etc etc)
  • Voluntary manslaughter: You didn't necessarily mean to kill them beforehand or have any real need to kill them, but you lost your shit and did. Also called a "crime of passion" murder, or third degree murder. (example: person A learns that person B is cheating on them with person C so in the moment of this discovery they're filled with rage and kill person B, C, or both. Also see: The Warfstache Affair.)
  • Involuntary manslaughter: You didn't mean to kill the person at all and were aware of what you were doing but you were an idiot and caused someone else's death (examples: DUI, vehicular manslaughter, criminal negligence, unsafe working conditions resulting in death, etc)
  • a disclaimer however that I do not have a law degree nor any sort of legal voice, but only did research for the sake of writing and helping others with their terminology should they not know the different classifications of homicide according to U.S. law
the warfstache affair i r e m e m b e r ahhhh lol
zincbot

Taking on the third gym

briardiez

finally. I FUCKING HATE BURGH IMA KICK HIS ASS

zincbot

@lookoutforcyclists Haha, sorry. I don’t have any good arguments against Burgh, he’s kind of a love-to-hate character. He’s a good part of the game, but this playthrough IS a Spite-filled playthrough, after all. I’ve got to get my anger from somewhere.

i was doing a playthrough of pokemon diamond earlier then the save got corrupted right on victory road and I lost everything lol i decided to start a playthrough of pokemon black out of spite pokemon black