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the signs

[dollbruise]

aries: gay

taurus: fucking weird 

gemini: y'all need to shut up

cancer: express your feelings you twit

leo: just like .. quit fucking around… 

virgo: idk who any of y'all are cause u all hide everything about yourself???? who are u!!!

libra: soft

scorpio: ???????????

sagitarrius: The Best Sign The Best At Everything

capricorn: just like chill…..relax… nap… 

aquarius: good at telling stories 

pisces: you’re not THAT cool quit acting like you’re the coolest person ever because you did like one cool thing 2 years ago

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[doodlesonice]

do you ever just remember that yuuri follows yuri’s angels on instagram because i do

anyway yuuri is team mom aside from being yurio’s step mom 

bonus family photo!!

tfw when ur biggest fans are your parents

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[93gal]

Legitness!!

[biinarykid]

i enjoy how they didnt over sexualize their prince costumes. like esp with jasmine. she couldve totally been in aladdin’s vest, but nope. fully clothed. thanks. 

[captainthief]

laughing because Mulan looks the same

[wolfenartistofhetastuck]

things i loved more then i expected, this

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

this is honestly one of my favorite posts ever

[cana-mochi]

Meanwhile the Princes:

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Noticed a small thing lol

[briardiez]

@undercelestialstars
In pokemon Black there’s this Guy called N. He just randomly shows up to fight me and can aparently talk to pokemon. He also wants Zekrom. AKA most interesting character in the game so far. N. Just N. That’s his name. I dunno.

[undercelestialstars]

It’s you But from another universe

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[karamattsunos]

My favorite response to “I’m ace” is, “I can change that.” Like, honey, if the entire cast of the Avengers didn’t do shit for my libido, then you sure as hell wont, either.

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• me: i can't wait for people to read this story!!
• brain: you have to finish writing it if you want people to read it
• me:
• me: now that doesn't sound right

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[impossiblerebelblaze]

Ah yes my favourite youtubers

Ter:x
Mert .
Jacs

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[itseggplant]

So everyone talks about Steve being able to wield Mjolnir and that’s cool and all, but a lot of people forget that Clint, in the comics, is one of the few people who can properly use Steve’s shield.

So…yes. Steve holds his hand out and accidentally catches Mjolnir and meanwhile Clint’s out of arrows and the shield lands near him so he just kind of says “fuck it” and picks up the shield and starts throwing it. And Thor kind of shrugs and just grabs the nearest thing to use as a weapon. Maybe tosses one of the bad guys at the other bad guys. Maybe tosses Tony at the bad guys. Something.

And later they all agree that was pretty fun.

[myriadnakama]

It’s always fun to use Tony as a blunt instrument.

[blackestglass]

It really is:

[bombaynights]

i love that because it implies its a legitimate strategic tactic theyve used before SEVERAL TIMES

[fakesheep-luna]

Tony: NOT THE OLD FASHINED WAY AGAAAaaaaa-aaaªªªªªªªªªª^iiiiinnnnnn-

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[undercelestialstars]

@briardiez i think imma name this Xerneas after you whaddya think

[briardiez]

I’d be honored!?! (I kinda sorta maybe already named my rival after you lol)

[undercelestialstars]

Lemme track down that Name Rater dude lmao

[briardiez]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[undercelestialstars]

But what’ll it be….. Nickel? Nicklas? Orrrr you can choose :D

[zincbot]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DON`T KNOW HOLY

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[undercelestialstars]

once in one of my classes a guy asked the girl sitting next to him on a date and she said “no, sorry I’m not really interested” and he said “okay” and the entire exchange happened peacefully and quietly except their friend, who sat beside the girl, stood up, slammed their hands against their desk and straight up screamed “REJECTED”

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[dork-iplier]

Mark the hand mixer!

You can buy it for $69.69!

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[rebel-spore]

Merry Christmas everyone! Here’s my gift to the voltron fandom! 

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[hotelmario]

Do this many people listen to coldplay?

[konkeydongcountry]

nobody actually listens to coldplay, they make all their money licensing out their songs to movie studios for use in trailers

the actual members of coldplay aren’t aware of this, though, so sometimes the movie studio executives will pay people to attend live shows so that the members of coldplay think they have fans and don’t get disheartened

[mylo-xylojo]

OKAY SO ONE FUCK YOU BECAUSE COLDPLAY IS MY FAVORITE AND YES THERE IS A FANBASE I AM PART OF IT ALONG WITH A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE SO FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID ASS

[konkeydongcountry]

nobody actually listens to coldplay, they make all their money licensing out their songs to movie studios for use in trailers

the actual members of coldplay aren’t aware of this, though, so sometimes the movie studio executives will pay people to attend live shows so that the members of coldplay think they have fans and don’t get disheartened

[coldplays-twiglet-problem]

Say that to the millions of people who are truly moved by their music, or the thousands of Tumblr blogs dedicated to them. Tell that to people who work for hours covering their songs, or people who work their asses off on fantastic fan art. Tell that to the people who have been saved by their music. People actually give a fuck about Coldplay, and it’s about time people realized that.

[konkeydongcountry]

that’s real cool and all, but nobody actually listens to coldplay, they make all their money licensing out their songs to movie studios for use in trailers

the actual members of coldplay aren’t aware of this, though, so sometimes the movie studio executives will pay people to attend live shows so that the members of coldplay think they have fans and don’t get disheartened

[qlazzarusgooodbyehorses]

I thougly Coldplay was what people do in conventions