for real though.
*gets down on one knee* will you…….. *takes out ring* ……….fight me?
*in tears* yes, yes I will
*starts sobbing uncontrollably* *punches you square in the face*
the turkey swiss on rye incident
aha, the full post. get back on my blog.
this is like a book
Me to @nindork
With the news about Lloyd getting older (again) and all this stuff, I want a scene like in season 5, were everyone changed in a way..”and then there’s Kai”
*Wu comes back*
Wu: It’s been so long since I last saw all of you, Lloyd you look olderZane you look good as always
Cole I see you kept on training
Jay you look…shorter
Jay: D:
Wu: …And then there’s Kai
Kai:
here you go have some spider-man for your day.
this came out of that same discussion about spidey stuck to the flag and dear god i hope it is as funny to everyone else as it is to me. i also hope people are willing to believe that new york pigeons are beasts and could probably carry a grown man around if they wanted to.
some1 asked travis who was in the clown box on a q&a livestream and he just said “the clown” so now i’m paralyzed with mortal fear
Fun fact, I played around while trying to find a pose for the last sketch request, so here’s a sketchy gif of Stan getting murdered.
series of unfortunate events except with the mcelroy brothers and everyone still says stuff like “but you’re CHILDREN” even though they are clearly 3 grown men being sent to various guardians and boarding schools
so what if stan gains some of bill’s powers and it isnt angsty or anything its just bill’s way of fucking with ford from beyond the immortal grave
Check what character class do you have here (if you wanna)
Viridian
Lv.47 white mage
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I sure am not a nuker but who cares, my friends will crush you while I buff them to high heaven.
impern
Lv.84 artist
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i am your DPS now
Geostatonary
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THE DOOR AND THE KEY
Also some disgusting leveling potential, probably
Lv.96 dragon rider
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Man, these are some suboptimal stat gains.
I guess Dragon Riders are, like, mild nukers/tanks?
Benedict
Lv.03 pop star
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So I can be knocked out by a stiff breeze, but it’s conveniently never windy out, and if the wind does come out it better fuckin’ watch itself because there is an untouchable death bard in town.
also dang this is at level 3, shit is gonna be bananas when i rank up
Malky
Lv.62 hero
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….oh.
Niklas
Lv.32 CEO
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*pronounces “champagne” like “lasagne”*
do Not
*Pronounces “lasagne” like “champagne”*
do NOT
honnêtement ce post est probablement vraiment drôle en anglais mais je l'ai automatiquement lu en français et ça fait aucune fucking différence
^ bien dit !