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Random thoughts on the FMA live-action movie

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Things I liked:

  • Ed showing off by transmuting a ridiculous giant statue-face-thing while Al facepalms in the background
  • The character designs were pretty darn good, especially the Homunculi, Hughes, and Winry
  • Tsubasa Honda did a fan-freaking-tastic job as Winry
  • Ed using his detached arm as a bludgeon was the most Ed-like thing ever
  • Lots of really gorgeous shots and scenery
  • “Am I taller than you?” ICONIC
  • Made me want to watch FMAB again
  • HUGHES
  • The way the mannequin soldiers dropped from the ceiling and picked themselves up was so unsettling I got legit chills
  • Envy the loser just NOPE-ing out when he knows he’s screwed
  • Good CGI, especially the more material alchemy
  • The Truth scenes were great
  • I really liked the supporting cast
  • So many iconic lines from the manga/animes
  • Liore/Riole/Reole: nobody can figure out how places are supposed to be spelled, haha
  • Nina is the most adorable child and Alexander is a FLUFFY GOOD BOY

Things I didn’t like:

  • Nina is the most adorable child and Alexander is a FLUFFY GOOD BOY
  • Seriously, it’s like they took all the upsetting parts of the story and put them in line with nothing to soften the blows
  • LAB 5 AND NO BARRY THE CHOPPER WHAT IS THIS
  • Netflix subtitles didn’t translate “Nii-san” as “Brother” :(
  • Hughes never gets to even meet his daughter in this timeline
  • A disturbing lack of Greed
  • Hawkeye didn’t get to really do anything
  • Al didn’t really get to do anything
  • Tucker got too much screentime, it was hard not to punch the TV
  • How did he even overpower Al, that makes no sense
  • Why is Winry even there half the time, she literally has a job and no reason to be in all this danger
  • I miss spazzy, energetic Ed
  • Ed and Al had so little onscreen time together, barely any relationship building
  • Messy plot
  • The fight scenes felt really fake, they should have at least given the punches decent sound effects
  • Anime and live action just. don’t. mix. well.
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