decay of metal (Posts tagged oh boy)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sctir

luna as a tattoo artist

shadow-plot

just think about it:

- she gives ginny a stick and poke in their fourth year, the first tattoo she’s ever given anyone
- a tiny crescent moon on the inside of her forearm with magic color changing ink
- it tells ginny the weather, and glows when the weather is perfect for quidditch

- hagrid gleefully gets a tattoo from luna sometime in the fifth year
- on his inner ankle, a square of text tells him about the needs of the creatures around him
- he starts sitting with his ankle on his knee to more easily check it

- she gives harry a tattoo the summer before his eighth year
- a small horntail, but it moves from his chest to sit on his shoulder or cower in the crook of his elbow as it pleases
- it wakes him up from his bad dreams, and keeps him warm in the middle of the night

- she gives neville a tattoo before she was stolen into the malfoy’s manor
- it’s a ring encircling his middle finger
- the magic of it is simple, transforming into whatever word he needs to see most when he asks it

- seamus gets one not long after neville
- it’s a tiny bomb on his collar bone, ticking in time with dean’s heart

- hermione doesn’t want a tattoo at first, but as she grows closer with luna she asks for it very shyly in the middle of her eighth year
- it gently pulses with her heart on her shoulder blade, an hourglass on it’s side
- it will sometimes stand up and run sand, but only when hermione is very busy or stressed

- george asks for a tattoo that finishes his jokes, many years after the war, when he is an uncle and godfather
- luna refuses and instead gives him a non-magical tattoo, a china cup mended with gold over his heart

- draco, many years after luna is an established artist and healer, drops into her shop in diagon alley
- he asks her to fix his scar-slashed Mark, and she turns it into a sleeve of flowers, studded with snakes and turtles
- the flowers bloom with his moods, and shield him from hurting himself

oh boy it's been a long time since i got harry potter feels oh
knowledgequeenabc
willurl

when your child comes to you and says “this is something that makes me uncomfortable and unhappy and makes me not want to spend time with you” and you respond with a 20 minute speech that boils down to “deal with it because life sucks” you have no respect for your child and you need to change your parenting tactics

willurl

i made this a month ago and the worst thing about it is that so many people can relate

oh boy 'other people LIKE extensive suprise psysical contact so you have to learn to pretend to like it otherwise you will seem rude!'
sctir
undercelestialstars

Me, after suffering years of constant harassment from my parents about my body shape, weight, and size: I’m uncomfortable wearing clothes that are very exposing- for example, bathing suits,

My parents, barging into my room after having told me less than two hours prior that I need to watch my weight, without ever having considered the consequences to their words: hOneY wHy woUld yOu feEl baD abOUt youR bOdy????? HOneStly tHereS nO reAson yOu shOulD feEL sElf CoNscioUs aBoUt yOuRsELf,,,

oh boy your parents seriously fuck them as your bodyguard i am allowed to punch a bitch or two