decay of metal (Posts tagged omg)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sctir
trinandtonic: “ leehama: “ leehama: “ leehama: “ A tiny journal-ish gif-comic from a few tweets I made last night! I believed this kind of stuff until I was 14 or so, which is pretty old in retrospect… There used to be more but I accidentally saved...
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A tiny journal-ish gif-comic from a few tweets I made last night!  I believed this kind of stuff until I was 14 or so, which is pretty old in retrospect…

There used to be more but I accidentally saved over it :/

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I did manage to recover one other page, though!

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(the end!)

trinandtonic

this is my favorite thing that I have ever seen in my entire life

omg this was me seriously
dragonofsapphire

LEGO BATMAN HEADCANNONS

cipherfied

I had to do it here we go:

  • Before Dick came along, Bruce had never ate any “children” foods (hardly ate anything besides lobster thermidor tbh) like chicken nuggets, mac and cheese etc… So he finally had an excuse to try them and now it’s all he ever eats.
  • Joker is roommates w/ Harley and constantly tries to set her up with some of the other bad girls in town but he always ends up ruining it by squealing too loud when spying on her and her potential date. He blames it on his car.
  • Whenever Dick needs help with his homework Bruce will make him take online tests just to laugh at the dumb names the whole time
  • Alfred was both the mother and father figure for Bruce when he was growing up. Once he almost got into an argument with himself out loud because of his conflicting parental instincts about taking Bruce to the park instead of making him study for a test.
  • On father’s day Dick wrote a really bad heartfelt poem for Bruce and he cried for twenty minutes.
  • If Dick ever almost reveals Batman’s identity to people/talks about going on missions he pauses mid-sentence and starts screaming until they leave.
  • The batfam plays Wii Party (specifically Board Game Island) together on a weekly basis and it’s extremely competitive. I’m talking cheating, pillows thrown and game consoles unplugged. It usually ends in tears and physical fighting.
  • Everyone in Gotham highkey ships Batman and the Joker and it makes for really awkward fights in public (it’s like a sea of fangirls every time they fight it’s crazy).
  • Bruce would sacrifice himself physically/emotionally/mentally/spiritually at any given time if it would make Dick laugh.
  • Speaking of which it’s a tradition for random friends/bystanders to try and make Batman laugh when he’s out doing whatever and it’s only been done twice. Dick broke him once when he interrupted one of Joker’s long monologues during a fight by chucking a traffic cone at his head and it managed to get stuck. The only other time was when Batman and Joker were fighting and Joker was raging about how much he hated him and a little kid just looks up and yells “I THINK YOU NEED SOME WATER BECAUSE YOU’RE THIRSTY AF” and Joker looked so offended and Robin had to take over for Batman because he actually couldn’t stop laughing and didn’t stop talking about it for days.
omg
knowledgequeenabc
desupool

if u wear a binder and still have some boob

remember

chris evans still has more boob

no worries

theartoftransliness

This is somewhat reassuring

rojo-todd

At a grocery store before I had top surgery there was a couple Infront of me. The guy was pointing at random folks around and saying to the girl, “I’d fight hit for him, I’d whoop him for you, I’d beat him for you.”
She nods toward me and says “what about this dude behind you?”. I have my headphones in (without music) and I see the guy glance behind himself at me, make a face and look back to her. “Nah, girl, did you see his chest? He could probably knock me out with his pec, girl”
Honestly it was a life changing event.

omg
sctir

my sense of humor:

ironinkpen

  • suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)
  • staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment
  • *points at a garbage can* “that’s me”
  • zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat
  • *something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”
  • “what are you doing” “my best”
  • shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)
  • “Bees?”
omg haha someone wrote this down
ghost-rocker

Reminder Post-845

  • Nami: Sanji-kun! Please come back! If you don't, Luffy will die!!
  • Sanji: It's his own stubbornness that'll kill him then! I'm not coming back!
  • Nami: Sanji-kun! If Luffy dies, Zoro's next in line to become captain!
  • Sanji: WHAT?! THAT SHITTY MARIMO HEAD?!?! LIKE HELL I'LL LET THAT HAPPEN
  • Sanji: *bursts into flames*
  • Sanji: *kicks aside the Germa 66, Big Mom, and her entire army*
  • Sanji: *rescues all of the Straw Hats, copies the poneglyph, and runs all the way back to the Sunny*
  • Sanji: *leaves and sets off for Wano to kick the hell out of Zoro over something he'd only do in theory*
holy shit yes omg this is how it will go down i know it one piece
mmcpro

zincbot asked:

Anime screenshot thing: Ghostly sadness. If you wouldn't mind taking my suggestion, something to do with Yang's Temple or Morro's death would make my day! Thank you, and I think you're amazing! (btw)

mmcpro answered:

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“Sayonara, Sensei”

this looks more of a painting than a screenshot lol

zincbot

OH MY GAWD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL! Thank you so much for making this a thing! Eeeeeee! It’s amazing!

mmcpro OMG Beautiful art beautiful Morro beautiful everything ninjago