decay of metal

[decay of metal]

[pr1nceshawn]

Amputees With A Great Sense Of Humor

[bulwarksbrain]

This means a lot to me

[nunyabizni]

That Buzz Lightyear one killed me

[undeadwill]

These are the best.

[otherwise-called-squidpope]

[darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey]

These kind of people are my favorite bless them

[angrybeardedbastard]

Sense of humor is everything

[decay of metal]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

[[Context: the party had encountered a non-aggressive skeleton and were trying to stop the paladin from attacking it. One player had earlier been polymorphed into a lobster for unrelated reasons]]

Lobster: “Before he attacks, can I try to intimidate him out of it?”

DM: “From [the bard]’s pocket?”

Lobster: “Yes.” [Rolls a nat 20]

DM: (while the rest of the party is collectively losing its shit) “[Paladin], you’re moving towards the skeleton, but out of the corner of your eye you see, emerging from [bard]’s pocket, two little claws. A sense of terror begins to grow in your chest as the claws open and close, going ‘snip, snip,’ and with each little snip you feel your heart thud. You are rendered immobile with fear.”

[decay of metal]

I just had a baby daughter, and [Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2] was her first movie. I held her up so she could see it and I just kept whispering in her ear, “This is your favorite movie.”

Travis McElroy, already an excellent father
(Til Death Do Us Blart: 2016)

[decay of metal]

[dennys]

Yes, yes! A thousand times yes!!