ace attorney memes of 2016 headcanons
-maya watches lazytown just as much as she watches steel samurai
-phoenix hates the water bottle flip challenge even though he’s really good at it? but he’s never busy so maya will come over to his desk and start flipping water bottles right up in his face and phoenix can’t have that he needs to put this kid in her place and so these nerds’ll have water bottle flipping competitions when they don’t have clients
-gumshoe dabs when he sneezes. not on purpose.
-sometimes when she’s watering charley maya will make direct eye contact with phoenix through the whole time and whispers “succ”
-she also won’t stop saying “bone app the teeth” when they go out for burgers
-since phoenix is technologically incompetent literally all mia’s old-ass computer gets used for is spongebob memes vine compilations we are number one and bee movie remixes
-”i haven’t heard that name in years,” about all of larry’s ex girlfriends
-maya loves pokemon go (she is team instinct obviously) like over the summer she would drag mia out on the daily to go hunting for pokemon and it’s like winter and she’s still playing it she cannot let it die!! (it kinda reminds her of her sister but that’s sad so shhh) like she roped phoenix into playing it and he immediately chose mystic w/o even looking at the others bc its blue duh and he’s like a major 90s kid so he loves it too and the two of them dominate the area and are constantly battling each other i̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶f̶l̶i̶p̶ ̶p̶h̶o̶n̶e̶s̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶d̶u̶m̶b̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶l̶e̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶t̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶
-maya says “nut” a lot over the most innocuous things and phoenix is scandalized every time
-it was relevant to a case once and miles called pepe “peep”
-gumshoe got really excited about the prospect of doing the mannequin challenge and neither phoenix or maya had the heart to tell him that you’re supposed to have more than three people so somewhere on the internet is a really shitty mannequin challenge where phoenix obviously laughing behind the camera and gumshoe probably moved
-“daaammn phoenix, back at it again with the bluffing”
-now that they’re kinda friends again phoenix’s #1 wish in the world is to get a picture of miles edgeworth with the snapchat dog filter he keeps trying but miles always looks away before he can get it